Jobie's (Bite-Sized) Music Reviews 3: Rated X-Mas (album) - Matt Rodgers

Not Recommended

This 1994 album features 13 covers of famous Christmas songs, reworked with lyrics about seeing Santa Claus getting fucked, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer getting fucked by Santa, and other ridiculous themes that give The 9 Cock Rings of Hell a run for its money! While there is nothing wrong with the vocals or instrumentation presented on the album, there’s also nothing original presented here (aside from the sexual lyrics), with the instrumentation of the original songs not changed in any major way during the album’s runtime. Given these qualities, the album comes across as a mere vanity album, with no real reason to relisten to it. It also does not help that the album contains tracks that (unironically) spout out the term “faggot” in a way that does not come across as funny.

Overall, this album is nothing more than a vanity album, with one listen surely sufficing for the average person. The album, attempting to cover 13 much better songs in a funny manner, forgets to bring something original to the table and makes for a bland listening experience.

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