Jobie's (Bite-Sized) Music Reviews 2: The 9 Cock Rings of Hell by Coom Guy

Recommended

Members of the JPD might recall that we first discovered this strange artist back in 2020, talking about them for about an hour before we moved on with our lives. Though some might find the tts(?) voice annoying/subtracting from the album, it actually comes across as fucking hilarious-within the album's 31 minute runtime, we get to hear "Coom Guy" talk about the titular 9 cock rings of hell, suckubuses [sic], and even the Big Fucking Cock. For an album that literally talks about Satan potentially putting a finger in your ass, the instrumentation is surprisingly well done, with rather tame metal instrumentation encompassing the entire album. Overall, The 9 Cock Rings of Hell is a surprisingly nice listen, with some pretty laughable lyrics delivered in a hilariously monotone manner. The album could easily be a pornogrind album if the lyrics were delivered in that classic unintelligible growl style, which means that pornogrind fans will probably enjoy this album.

Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/album/7yIl9ehSrKe50KeXHOZmnQ